The Chart Of The Big Bore

Okay,Listen Up! Attention! All Rise! This Meeti-Wait, Am I Doing This Right? Who Cares! Let's Move On. This Meeting Of Hey,Why Did I Take Up 2 Lines Already? It's Time For The Thing You People Walked 1,000,000 Miles For! Okay, So Technically, 5 Steps. Okay, At Church There Is This Dumb Thing What I Call The Chart Of The Big Bore. I'm In The 1st Section Which I Don't know what's Called But The OTHER Side Is The Lithia Springs Part. We Both Have An Articles Of Faith Chart. I Can Tell That The Church Likes Lithia Springs Much More Than Us. I Mean Look At This. There Are 13 Columns For Each Chart. BUT We Have 9 Rows But THEY Have About 46 Rows. So I Think That You'll Think Our Side Is Lucky But IT'S NOT FAIR! WE Have To Make Sure Each PERSON IN THE CLASS Knows The Article Of Faith Before We Put A Sticker On. But The Lithia Springs Get's To Have Each Person Have Their Own SEPERATE Row. Can You Belive It! I Know 9 Well-Knowen. But Barley Anyone Else Knows It! I've Even Steped To The Front Of The Class To Tell Them. I Have Stickers 1-4. Maysen Has Stickers 1-4 6 &I Think 8. I Like To Say This For The 12th One. We Belive In Being Subjects To Kings,Queens,Jacks,& Jokers. Sometimes For The 6th I Say. Pastures Instead Of Pasters. There I Said It. Now Shoo.

Field Day

Dear Coach Hughes,

I did not like Field Day because I got hurt at every station. The Sno-Cones was the least painfull. All I did was spill it. Barely spilled it. On the obstacle course after I went down the slide I crashed in the tube right in front of it & hurt the bottom of my foot. Volley ball I could never get the ball. In the Putt-Putt station I was in group 3. We played a lousy, corny game called Duck, Duck Goose. When I said "Goose" the whole circle was filled up. So I had to keep running. Eventually, I fell down & my knee started bleeding. In Art it was just like it was Art for Specials. In Tetherball, people were fighting over which dirction I was suppose to go in. In the Inflatable Jumpy everybody started to come in & I bonked heads with Iyana. Next time, change Field Day to things that are usefull, like video games. Thanks.

From,

Stockton

Merry Christmas Everyone!

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Hockey Fun With Brett

Hockey Was Awesome! In The Totals I won! This Is How It Happened.

1.I Won By 6.

2.Brett Won By 5.

3.Brett Won By 1.

4.Brett won By 1.

5.I won By 2.

6.Tie With 45 points each.

7.I Won By 6.

He & Rachel Stayed For 1 Week! I Love Brett & Rachel!

Utah

When we were in Utah, we were riding on the tube. We tried to make Steve go over the wake, but nothing worked. It was fun. I was on the tube, so was Maysen, my cousin Erica, and Jorja.

Maysen won the teeth for me with the 25 points from the Arcade. I like scaring people with it. It was cool.

Smith Family Rules

Stockton has been so sick! He missed school for an entire week. The girls were sick for a week last week. Hopefully Preston doesn't get sick as well! I looked at the calendar and there were only two days out of the entire month of November that I didn't have to go to the doctors office, hospital, or take care of sick people! After this month we deserve a sick-free Christmas!!!

Stockton's teacher sent home his work. They did a unit on families. My favorite were the Smith Family Rules (according to Stockton).

1. No biteing cords

2. No kicking balls in the kitchin

3. No playing with fire

4. No drawing on the wall

5. Go to bed at 8:00

6. No jumping on the bed

7. No playing with sharp objects

8. No rideing bikes in the house

9. No takeing food in other places

10. No going outside in your pajamas or without shoes

11. No playing shooting games on the computer

12. No doing someersalts on the driveway

OUR NEW BABY PRESTON

Our baby was born on November 10th. We couldn't think of a name for at least 7 days! We finally named it Preston. Maysen kept saying we should name it Braxton. No matter what we named it, it's middle name was going to be Hirschi. I'm so excited when he gets older because then he'll sleep in my room! Preston doesn't eat that much. He likes to stay asleep during the day and stay up during the night. I don't know why. We didn't know if Preston was going to be a boy or a girl until he was born. Since I put he, do you think it's a boy or a girl? If you guessed he, you were right! When I woke up on one of the Fridays I saw a note on the table. It said mom was at the hospital. The End.

The best game of clue jr.

It was the best game of clue jr.beacuase 2 pepole won!The people that won were me and jorja.2 pepeole won beacuase jorja just guessed and she was right! and I just figgred it out!That was why it was the best game of clue jr..

My best soccer game ever!

It was the best soccer game ever, beacuase when I was the sweeper I stopped the ball with my cheek! The score on my teem was 6 to 3.My teem was the teem with 6 points! On Maysens teem the score was 6 to 3. Maysens teem was the teem with 6 points!!!

1st day of 1st grade

My teacher was Mrs. Latham. I liked her a lot! We get to make up rules! If you get a green bumblebee stamp, you get to stay out for recess the whole time! If you have to get reminded of one rule, you have to sit out for 5 minutes. If you have to get reminded of two rules, you have to sit out for 10 minutes. If you have to get reminded of three rules, you have to sit out the whole recess.

We have 5 tables. One is the red table. One is the yellow table. One is the blue table. One is the green table. And one is the white table that I sit at. We take 180 days of school. I got a bumblebee stamp today! The bumblebee stamp was the color green. I got easy math. It was like preschool and kindergarten instead of 1st grade. Some of the problems were 3+1 and 5+1. EASY.

I am the fastest one in my class because I know it. The end.

2nd Day Camping

When I went camping, there was this twisty tree and it was easy to climb. I liked it! We slept in a tent. Our number was 75. We were close to the bathroom. When there was lightning, we almost put our tent under a tree that fell down. We were there for two days. We had more friends come with us. The end.

***Mom's note***
We went camping at Stone Mountain Park. It was so much fun until we got caught in a gigantic thunderstorm! IT RAINED SO HARD!!!!! There were trees down all over the campsite. One even smashed a tent. Hopefully they weren't in it at the time. Although the next morning, there was crime scene tape around their tent. We are glad to be home!!!!!

Nintendo

My dad tricked our computer into thinking it is a Nintendo! The end.

I FINISHED KINDERGARTEN!!!

I had fun in Kindergarten. My teacher was Mrs. Spitler. She was the nicest kindergarten teacher in the whole world! Do you think I'm going to have a good time in first grade? I think I will. After first grade, I'll be in second grade. After second grade, I'll be in third grade. After third grade, I'll be in fourth grade. After in fourth grade, I'll be in fifth grade. After fifth grade, I'll be in middle school! After middle school, I'll be in high school. After high school, I'll be in college. I am not going to be wild at college.

I got the writing award out of every Kindergartener. They called my name, and I was the only one on stage! It was so cool! Did you get the writing award when you were in Kindergarten? Mrs. Spitler gave me the super mathematician award out of my class for my unique way with numbers.

The end.

we are having a new baby!

we are having a baby.It is supussed to come out on december 4th.When is linkin's birthday?I think his birthday is october 26th

Butterflies In The House a true story

There was a butterfly on Jorja, and it was named Butter. And there was a butterfly named Jewel. Jewel was the black one and Butter was the yellow one. The yellow one had a rip in her wing. We put our fingers in the sugary water and tried to feed the butterflies. Jewel was up way high and dad had to get a ladder to get her down. There were two butterflies in our house. Mama took pictures of the butterfly on Jorja. Butter was the one on Jorja. Jewel was still way high. the end

The Real Pinewood Derby

My dad came in 2nd place, because he had a rocket car. The silver car came in 1st place. The cheese car came in 3rd place. The cheese car had two trophys. They are called 3rd place and Best of Show. The camero car got Best Design. The missionaries got the Ugly Car trophy award. The trophy was funny. It was big and had lots of parts from different trophies. Like a chicken on top, a boy iceskater, a dog treeing a coon and even a foozball man. My dad's trophy is as tall as Jorja's nose! My dad's rocket didn't go off until the very end, and then it shot into the wall and broke! It was LOUD! Would you make a rocket car, so you could win 1st place? There was a pinewood derby track. My dad's car had headlights. They were bright! Dad liked his headlights. Would you make a pinewood derby car? I hope you would be in 1st place, if you lived in Georgia. What kind of car would you make? Is there a pinewood derby car at your church? Would you get a trophy or not? I liked the pinewood derby track. It was really, really, really cool. My dad has to bring the trophy back next year. He will make a new car for 2007. The end.

I am on tv!!!

guess what! I was on tv!!!

The Grapes of Math

On the Grapes of Math, the fish answer was 16. I liked the book. I read it to my Kindergarten class. I can figure out the answers faster than my mom. On the front cover there are 2 bunches of grapes that have 9 grapes and 2 bunches of grapes that have 6 grapes. Mom tried to add 9+9=18 and 6+6=12 then tried to add 18+12. It was taking her forever! I added 6+9=15, then doubled 15! That equals 30! Then if you add the back, it makes 60 grapes! I can add fast! There are 16 answers on all the pages.

The end.

Soccer and Six Flags

I like soccer and Six Flags!

I am number 7. What number were you when you were a little kid and you played soccer? I think you were number 9. And I think your color was Forest Green. I think Bubs was number 24 on his baseball team. I think he was called the Dragons, and the color red.

I won my game and I kicked the ball all the way to the bank when I was the goalie. I even scored a goal when I played against Lime. I think you guys played soccer on Tuesdays and Thursdays and played against Sky Blue on Thursday.

At Six Flags, my favorite two roller coasters are Wyle E. Coyote and the Mine Train. The End.

Stockton's Store

My list has big bread, chocolate chip muffins, juice boxes, chocolate milk, root beer, plates, little root beer, napkins, and milk. The big bread is $1.00. The chocolate chip muffins are $6.02. The juice boxes are $.50. The chocolate milk is $2.25. The root beer is $.25. The plates are $.01. The little root beer is $.05. The napkins are $.15. And the milk is $.10. I like my store. They have to put the money in the jar. They read the list to see what they can pay for if they want it. The end.

I am bringing treats to my soccer game today. The treats are chocolate chip muffins and juice boxes. The end.

Mom wants to write that Stockton made it into the Gifted Program (Program Challenge). We are so excited for him! They told his teacher he is terminally gifted.