The Christmas Surprise

So I can see no one got the free pizza. Hmmmmm, will I make you wait since nobody earned it? Or even guessed! Well, I see you HAVE been patient. So I guess I will show the surprise. Okay, Okay I know you'll give it 5 stars... Or more. So I won't ask. So I grant you the Christmas Surprise!

My Song (Verse 5)

Here is the final verse.

It is clear that he committed suicide. Ho! Ho!

It is clear that he committed suicide. Ho! Ho!

And so the reindeer will deliver

the packages for next year.

Or maybe he just died of old age! Ho! Ho!

Tomorrow will be the day of the surprise! So before it's 2-19-09, Guess what you think the surprise is. The person to guess the surprise first will win a free pizza...Maybe.

My Song ( Verse 4)

This is going to be my 4th verse.

Santa's funeral was held on Christmas Eve. Ho! Ho!

Santa's funeral was held on Christmas Eve! Ho! Ho!

He didn't get flowers or balloons

and no one came

since it was held at the North Pole! Ho! Ho!

It's almost the time for a special surprise on 2-19-09! Make sure to go to my blog! It'll be in 2 days! Then the next day It'll be 1 day. Then 0 days. Then -1 day. Then -2 days. And then negati- Hey! where are you going?

My Song (Verse 3)

I've made the 3rd verse too!

Santa slid down the revolting chimney. Ho! Ho!

Santa slid down the revolting chimney. Ho! Ho!

He ate too many cookies

and exploded in misfortune

now I'll tell you never slide down the revolting chimney! Ho! Ho!

Remember the surprise I'll post on 2-19-09! Make sure to check it out!

My Song (Verse 2)

Here's the 2nd verse:

The Christmas Spirit gives the people Christmas Cheer! Ho! Ho!

And Santa is followed by 8 reindeer. Ho! Ho!

He broke his arm

and sprained his ankle

and cracked his brain

Oh, when do you think he will restrain? Ho! Ho!

There will be more coming up soon. Check my blog on 2-19-09 for a special surprise!

My Song ( Verse 1)

I've created a song about Christmas. WELL IT DOESN"T MATTER IF I'M LATE FOR THIS! It Goes To The Tune Of "She'll Be Comin' Round' The Mountain." This Is Verse 1.

The Funeral Before Christmas

Santa's sleigh is a heavy overload. Ho Ho!

Santa's sleigh is a heavy overload. Ho Ho!

He's a dumbo

He's a jumbo

Oh, Christmas Tree

Give all your leftover gifts to me!

Ho Ho!

I'll post more later. When I finish all 5 there will be a surprise. So make sure to get on at 2-19-09!