Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The Chart Of The Big Bore

Okay,Listen Up! Attention! All Rise! This Meeti-Wait, Am I Doing This Right? Who Cares! Let's Move On. This Meeting Of Hey,Why Did I Take Up 2 Lines Already? It's Time For The Thing You People Walked 1,000,000 Miles For! Okay, So Technically, 5 Steps. Okay, At Church There Is This Dumb Thing What I Call The Chart Of The Big Bore. I'm In The 1st Section Which I Don't know what's Called But The OTHER Side Is The Lithia Springs Part. We Both Have An Articles Of Faith Chart. I Can Tell That The Church Likes Lithia Springs Much More Than Us. I Mean Look At This. There Are 13 Columns For Each Chart. BUT We Have 9 Rows But THEY Have About 46 Rows. So I Think That You'll Think Our Side Is Lucky But IT'S NOT FAIR! WE Have To Make Sure Each PERSON IN THE CLASS Knows The Article Of Faith Before We Put A Sticker On. But The Lithia Springs Get's To Have Each Person Have Their Own SEPERATE Row. Can You Belive It! I Know 9 Well-Knowen. But Barley Anyone Else Knows It! I've Even Steped To The Front Of The Class To Tell Them. I Have Stickers 1-4. Maysen Has Stickers 1-4 6 &I Think 8. I Like To Say This For The 12th One. We Belive In Being Subjects To Kings,Queens,Jacks,& Jokers. Sometimes For The 6th I Say. Pastures Instead Of Pasters. There I Said It. Now Shoo.