Box Poem

Ok, I Think That A 5 Minute's Work Is Worth Getting 15 Minutes. But It's Only Because Mom Bribed Me. So Here Is My Poem About A Box. A Plain Ol' Box. Ready? I Thought So.

Box:

A Truly And Most Treasured Box,

I Can't Seem To Open The Locks.

There Seems To Be Three,

I Can't Find A Key,

I Want To Know What's In This Box.

I Think That I Will Go Upstairs,

& Search Through Some Desks & On Chairs.

You Search For The Key,

& Give It To Me,

& Open The Box From Downstairs.

Let's Hope That The Key Is Not Bent,

It Isn't?!? I'll Give You One Cent.

I Can't Find That Box,

That Has Those 3 Locks.

Oh, Where Has That Silly Box Went?

Did You Like It? Do You Give It *, **,***,****, Or *****? Oh, And You Can Put A Half Too. Bye!

7 Things About Me!

1. I like poetry. Here is my Cinquain I wrote for school:

The Oven

Cookie

tender, opulent

scrolling, blending, creaming

Scalding in the oven.

Dough

2. I hate school.

3. When I posted this, I've read 70 books & took an A.R. test on each. It's only like the 68th day of school.

4. I have a 2 year old brother named Preston.

5. I live on earth.

6. I'm in my school reading bowl.

7. My favorite sport is straw shooting.

I tag Lincoln and Ella.

Christmastime is Coming!

Christmastime is coming! But the chance that I have missed.
I hope I'm on the good side & not the noddy list.
I look under the Christmas tree, there's nothin' but a mess.
I wanted presents early but I am presentless.
3 days left til' Christmas. Let's sing Deck the halls.
I cut construction paper & hang mistletoe on the walls!
2 days left til' Christmas, we bake cookies with some frosting.
Then we add the sprinkles, then we do some flossing.
1 day left til' Christmas, we put cookies on the shelf.
I get my camera ready to see Santa & an elf.
I wake up the next morning, but I see no snow.
I hear "gobble, gobble" instead of "Ho, Ho, Ho"
I don't see geese 'a' laying or any gifts 'a' giving.
So I guess that it's November.
Which means today is THANKSGIVING!

The Chart Of The Big Bore

Okay,Listen Up! Attention! All Rise! This Meeti-Wait, Am I Doing This Right? Who Cares! Let's Move On. This Meeting Of Hey,Why Did I Take Up 2 Lines Already? It's Time For The Thing You People Walked 1,000,000 Miles For! Okay, So Technically, 5 Steps. Okay, At Church There Is This Dumb Thing What I Call The Chart Of The Big Bore. I'm In The 1st Section Which I Don't know what's Called But The OTHER Side Is The Lithia Springs Part. We Both Have An Articles Of Faith Chart. I Can Tell That The Church Likes Lithia Springs Much More Than Us. I Mean Look At This. There Are 13 Columns For Each Chart. BUT We Have 9 Rows But THEY Have About 46 Rows. So I Think That You'll Think Our Side Is Lucky But IT'S NOT FAIR! WE Have To Make Sure Each PERSON IN THE CLASS Knows The Article Of Faith Before We Put A Sticker On. But The Lithia Springs Get's To Have Each Person Have Their Own SEPERATE Row. Can You Belive It! I Know 9 Well-Knowen. But Barley Anyone Else Knows It! I've Even Steped To The Front Of The Class To Tell Them. I Have Stickers 1-4. Maysen Has Stickers 1-4 6 &I Think 8. I Like To Say This For The 12th One. We Belive In Being Subjects To Kings,Queens,Jacks,& Jokers. Sometimes For The 6th I Say. Pastures Instead Of Pasters. There I Said It. Now Shoo.

Field Day

Dear Coach Hughes,

I did not like Field Day because I got hurt at every station. The Sno-Cones was the least painfull. All I did was spill it. Barely spilled it. On the obstacle course after I went down the slide I crashed in the tube right in front of it & hurt the bottom of my foot. Volley ball I could never get the ball. In the Putt-Putt station I was in group 3. We played a lousy, corny game called Duck, Duck Goose. When I said "Goose" the whole circle was filled up. So I had to keep running. Eventually, I fell down & my knee started bleeding. In Art it was just like it was Art for Specials. In Tetherball, people were fighting over which dirction I was suppose to go in. In the Inflatable Jumpy everybody started to come in & I bonked heads with Iyana. Next time, change Field Day to things that are usefull, like video games. Thanks.

From,

Stockton